And now for a new segment here on Holt Off The Presses, the TOP ELEVEN List. As Dave Letterman has perfected (and probably has the rights to) the Top Ten List, I will be doing a TOP ELEVEN list (Your move Letterman). Today's edition of the list is sponsored by Wild Berries Restaurant in Normal , IL
TOP ELEVEN Things Learned on a trip toIllinois
11. Big words are always better than small, especially for the unenlightened (i.e. anhedonic and lugubrious).
10. The sun magically seems to change directions as the car does.
9. Crushed M&M’s will always begin to fly during a storm.
8. Letterboxing in a library is always bound to get you some strange looks as well as questions about what Microfilm is from the guy wanting to use the Microfilm projector.
7. Apparently you really can drive too far out of the way for aWhite Castle
6. Random holes on the walls of a mini golf course aren't a great idea.
5. The Boy's apartment is NOT a man cave!
4. Group hugs have redemptive, therapeutic qualities.
3. Soda water is never the best alternative to H2O, but Combos are magnificent!
2. Texting thoughts between the front and back seats of a sedan is much more efficient that speaking.
1. Books on tape are a great use of time in the car to help the hours fly by, especially if they're about dogs.
TOP ELEVEN Things Learned on a trip to
11. Big words are always better than small, especially for the unenlightened (i.e. anhedonic and lugubrious).
10. The sun magically seems to change directions as the car does.
9. Crushed M&M’s will always begin to fly during a storm.
8. Letterboxing in a library is always bound to get you some strange looks as well as questions about what Microfilm is from the guy wanting to use the Microfilm projector.
7. Apparently you really can drive too far out of the way for a
6. Random holes on the walls of a mini golf course aren't a great idea.
5. The Boy's apartment is NOT a man cave!
4. Group hugs have redemptive, therapeutic qualities.
3. Soda water is never the best alternative to H2O, but Combos are magnificent!
2. Texting thoughts between the front and back seats of a sedan is much more efficient that speaking.
1. Books on tape are a great use of time in the car to help the hours fly by, especially if they're about dogs.
